The ship’s record, kept by a captain who occasionally forgets where he parked the ship. Start at #1 and read your way forward.
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The whole log, from the beginning
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Captain’s Log #1: Born Just Late Enough
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Captain’s Log #2: Fingers With Opinions
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Captain’s Log #3: The Volume Knob Rebellion
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Captain’s Log #4: Headlights on the Ceiling
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Captain’s Log #5: Five Songs in a Parking Lot
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Captain’s Log #6: The Box Marked KEEP
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Captain’s Log #7: Born, Reborn, and the Subscription Plan
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Captain’s Log #8: The Whole Tree
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Captain’s Log #9: Four Stars for the Chicken Fingers
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Captain’s Log #10: You Gonna Eat Your Cake?
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Captain’s Log #11: Smoking the Good Book and Other Privileges
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Captain’s Log #12: Oh, Now Fif’ Flo’
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Captain’s Log #13: The Last Working Phone Number in America
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Captain’s Log #14: Everything Is Going to Be All Right
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Captain’s Log #15: Brandon, the Colonel, and the 5:30 Club
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Captain’s Log #16: Room Service in Montgomery
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Captain’s Log #17: To My Main Man, G
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Captain’s Log #18: Even Though You’re Kinda Old
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Captain’s Log #19: Administratively Discharged
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Captain’s Log #20: Arrested for a Vape, Still Standing
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Captain’s Log #21: The 21-Gun Salute